During a March 2026 incident response engagement, Rapid7 recovered two Kyber ransomware payloads deployed in the same environment, one targeting VMware ESXi infrastructure and the other Windows file servers. This provided a rare opportunity to analyze both variants side by side. In March 2026, Rapid7 recorded over 900 ransomware incidents being publicly reported. The ESXi variant is specifically built for VMware environments, with capabilities for datastore encryption, optional virtual machine termination, and defacement of management interfaces. The Windows variant, written in Rust, includes a self-described “experimental” feature for targeting Hyper-V. Despite these differences, both samples share a campaign identifier and Tor-based ransom infrastructure, confirming coordinated cross-platform deployment. Notably, the ransomware’s cryptographic claims are not consistent across variants. The ESXi sample advertises “post-quantum” encryption using Kyber1024, but in practice relies on ChaCha8 with RSA-4096 key wrapping, while the Windows variant does implement the advertised hybrid scheme. As usual, ransom notes prove to be more aspirational than accurate.